I watched the BAFTA, (British Academy of Film and Television Arts), last night and Joan Rivers was one of the presenters. Apart from mutton dressed up as lamb, she was foul-mouthed and an embarrassment – drunk? Who knows. Maybe she always acts like that. Please USA, keep her at home – she is a really bad ambassador for your country.
The Cutty Sark, a beautiful tea clipper that is a wonderful part of England’s heritage burned last night. It was being refitted, and many timbers were off the ship; but the damage is extensive from footage after the fire was put out and there is talk of suspicious circumstances. What in God’s name would anyone get from trying to destroy something so precious? A sick psycho ar best for sure.
My mistake, I know. I should never have signed that petition for Paris Hilton, even if I did add a comment that she should go to jail and stay there, away from the public view, for the rest of her natural life.
I have now received an e-mail asking me to sign an updated petition, and the rhetoric touches my heart – made the atrial fibrillation worse.
Like the original, it begs me to sign so that she can be saved from being treated as what she really is, an ordinary human being. Poor thing! It states “Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton.” So, she’s stinking rich? An obvious reason for letting her off the hook I guess. For the benefit of my USA readers, you are shocked, dismayed, and appalled at these events, (bet you didn’t know that!). Says she is sincere, ( yeah, yeah), apologetic and full of regret.
It goes on to ask the Honourable Arnie to think about her welfare and sign, saving her from a fate worse than death – maybe working in the laundry, or God forbid!, cleaning the toilets! What a lovely thought! Paris in prison garb, a loo brush in her hand.
God Bless Paris – it’s nice to know the USA has its very own Essex girls, albeit a rich one. You don’t know what an Essex girl is? Look it up on the web. Anyone who can write a whole book on her dog, (especially a Chihuahua), can’t be all good. I’m surprised really the dog didn’t figure in her sex video too. God help America if she’s the role model for 1,000’s of teenage girls.
You would think that a judge, especially a crown court judge, is somewhat more intelligent and in-touch than me – more in touch with what goes on in the word around him. Think again – a judge at Woolwich Crown Court, London said that we was not sure what a web site was! Are the cartoons depicting judges as old fossils past their prime a joke, or for real in some cases? I wouldn’t imagine for one minute he’d be downloading the latest Beyonce or Christine songs; but surely someone in his position should be aware of such terms, and use web sites for research too? Get the quill pen out and see if Bob Cratchet’s available to take notes. Oh, and by the way, make sure his pony and trap are waiting outside once the trial’s over.
Come to think of it, (and he is only 59), shouldn’t the judge take a quick course seeing as this is a terror trial and heavily involves this new-fangled thingy called laptops or web stuff. What the hells that eh? Anything to do with spiders by any chance? Maybe it’s those silly wigs they wear - cause brain damage like mobile phones. Mobile phones? Never knew phones could move. Bloody wonderful this modern age, eh what? Is it true that people actually travel around on these horse drawn omnibuses? Heard that people are riding in horseless carriages too, although I don’t believe a word. It’ll never catch on.
See ya
The Cutty Sark, a beautiful tea clipper that is a wonderful part of England’s heritage burned last night. It was being refitted, and many timbers were off the ship; but the damage is extensive from footage after the fire was put out and there is talk of suspicious circumstances. What in God’s name would anyone get from trying to destroy something so precious? A sick psycho ar best for sure.
My mistake, I know. I should never have signed that petition for Paris Hilton, even if I did add a comment that she should go to jail and stay there, away from the public view, for the rest of her natural life.I have now received an e-mail asking me to sign an updated petition, and the rhetoric touches my heart – made the atrial fibrillation worse.
Like the original, it begs me to sign so that she can be saved from being treated as what she really is, an ordinary human being. Poor thing! It states “Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton.” So, she’s stinking rich? An obvious reason for letting her off the hook I guess. For the benefit of my USA readers, you are shocked, dismayed, and appalled at these events, (bet you didn’t know that!). Says she is sincere, ( yeah, yeah), apologetic and full of regret.
It goes on to ask the Honourable Arnie to think about her welfare and sign, saving her from a fate worse than death – maybe working in the laundry, or God forbid!, cleaning the toilets! What a lovely thought! Paris in prison garb, a loo brush in her hand.
God Bless Paris – it’s nice to know the USA has its very own Essex girls, albeit a rich one. You don’t know what an Essex girl is? Look it up on the web. Anyone who can write a whole book on her dog, (especially a Chihuahua), can’t be all good. I’m surprised really the dog didn’t figure in her sex video too. God help America if she’s the role model for 1,000’s of teenage girls.
You would think that a judge, especially a crown court judge, is somewhat more intelligent and in-touch than me – more in touch with what goes on in the word around him. Think again – a judge at Woolwich Crown Court, London said that we was not sure what a web site was! Are the cartoons depicting judges as old fossils past their prime a joke, or for real in some cases? I wouldn’t imagine for one minute he’d be downloading the latest Beyonce or Christine songs; but surely someone in his position should be aware of such terms, and use web sites for research too? Get the quill pen out and see if Bob Cratchet’s available to take notes. Oh, and by the way, make sure his pony and trap are waiting outside once the trial’s over.Come to think of it, (and he is only 59), shouldn’t the judge take a quick course seeing as this is a terror trial and heavily involves this new-fangled thingy called laptops or web stuff. What the hells that eh? Anything to do with spiders by any chance? Maybe it’s those silly wigs they wear - cause brain damage like mobile phones. Mobile phones? Never knew phones could move. Bloody wonderful this modern age, eh what? Is it true that people actually travel around on these horse drawn omnibuses? Heard that people are riding in horseless carriages too, although I don’t believe a word. It’ll never catch on.
See ya
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